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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
"Who would've known" for the Week
Who would've known that those poll monitors would get so upset when I simply showed up to vote. Who cares that I was still in my Halloween costume, and who cares that I dressed up as Obama dressed as Brittney Spears dressed as Tiny Faye impersonating Sarah Palin. Other than my hairy legs sticking out from under a very short, plaid skirt, my costume was nothing but tasteful.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
"Who would've known" for the Week
Who would've known that those trick-or-treaters would be so ungrateful after receiving my thoughtful Halloween gift? You know, Richard Simmons' Deal-O-Meals are not easy to come by, nor are they cheap. Listen up you chubby, little brats: After your Bat-Man underoos don't fit from eating all those King-Sized Snickers bars, you'll thank me. Just wait until next year when I hand out Slim-Fast shake packets!
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